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A hilarious account of how the definition of the question 'What women want' has changed to 'Who women want'.
My Dear Mobile Phone
I proudly declare that I am completely into you and you are my Bae and my forever.
No more Sunday morning dodging with the vegetable vendors -Buying vegetables is just a click on Big basket away.
No more secretly wishing for a good looking guy/girl to take your next seat in the flight- Dating is just a right swipe away.
No more pleading your partner to capture the perfect you- The perfect you is just a selfie and few filters away.
No more waiting for the newspaper to arrive in the morning- The world is on your fingertips now.
No more frantic calls to friends/husband who drive a car for emergencies- Just Uber anytime, anywhere.
No more waiting in queues for sending money or paying bills- Paytm karo.
No more waiting to catch up long distance friends- Free Whatsapp calls/VC.
No more judging a prospective bride on her cooking skills- Good food is just a Swiggy away.
No more complaining husbands- Shopping is just one click on Amazon away.
No more looking out of the window to find out if it’s raining- Just look at your phone screen the weather update is mostly bang on.
No more winding your clock each night to set the alarm – Your cellphone is at your service.
No more complaining the husband doesn’t help with your child’s project work- Well ! Better ideas are just a Google away.
No more feeling lost in Salt lake (most confusing area of Kolkata) – Sector 1-200 is just a GPS away.
No more calling up people to check out what’s for dinner- It’s just a Facebook login away.
Did I forget to mention the lazy me needn’t walk up to the movie theatre to find out it’s a housefull- I always Bookmyshow.
You are all that I always wanted and You, Yes You will remain my forever.
Loyally yours Forever P. S. Please don’t ask anymore #WhatWomenWant #WhoWomenWant
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