DC Makers Said ‘Batman Doesn’t Do Oral Sex’, And The Internet Erupted

The Internet never loses an opportunity to meme. So, when a DC executive had objections to Batman giving oral sex to Catwoman, this is what happened.

NSFW Alert: This has some adult content that would not be safe for work or children.

A few days ago, a DC executive said that a scene in which Batman went down on Catwoman in the new Harley Quinn show had to be cut. Why? “Heroes don’t do that.”

Superhero movies, including those made by DC, sometimes include sex or implied sex scenes, and even include mentions of or scenes about sexual assault. If they can show that with no qualms, what’s wrong with showing consensual sex between two adults that just happens to please a female character?

Of course, the Internet had a field day, or several. Here are some of the funniest things people had to say about this event.

Some said that it might have to do with his ‘superhero identity’ and ‘civilian identity’ being different.

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Or let’s say he really doesn’t. Catwoman isn’t going to accept that. She is going to an island filled with women warriors, home of Wonder Woman.

[Catwoman on the phone]

Hey Diana, it’s Selina. Tell me more about this Themyscira place you always speak so fondly of.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) June 15, 2021

What if he does something else instead?

Some were reminded of a similar scandal in which DJ Khaled said the same about himself – to quote from the link, ‘that while he “never” goes down on his wife, he expects her to fellate him on the reg nonetheless: “It’s different rules for men,” he said. “You gotta understand, we the king.”’

People lost their minds at Zack Snyder’s statement directly against DC’s stance. When someone who has directed a bunch of Batman movies, like Snyder has, tells you what Batman does and doesn’t do, you listen.

Canon pic.twitter.com/rpPaRhVnQ8

— Zack Snyder (@ZackSnyder) June 18, 2021

Other verified twitter accounts, owned by celebrities and big names, joined the fun…

…especially if they’ve written Batman before.

ive written Batman and he does

— T$E CHUN (@thetzechun) June 14, 2021

“wHy dOeSnT hIs MaSk cOvEr tHe BotToM hALf oF hIs FaCe?”

— T$E CHUN (@thetzechun) June 14, 2021

Also, whoever named this entire thing “pussygate” was a genius.

NOT ZACK SNYDER TWEETING ABT PUSSYGATE IM LOSING IT

— kumi (@cinematographey) June 18, 2021

Because who cares what DC says?

No one expected this, did they?

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